I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A B**** IS ONE!!!
Don’t you ever want to know the secrets of attracting women, talking to them, keeping them interested and making them laugh...? Most importantly don’t you want to keep them coming back for more? Well fellas and future playas, it’s not a secret anymore! Don’t be discouraged if you’re not the best looking guy around…Or got that 8 pack (we’re not talking about beer) or the all talked about “V” on the bottom of your stomach... The truth of the matter is that looks don’t mean SHIT! Of course, looks will get your “foot in the door” but what comes out of your mouth determines it all. Women want someone interesting and not just a good looking slab of meat. Here, for the first time, InfoSpot is giving you guys the 411 on the do’s and don’ts of going up to a sophisticated woman and actually getting her attention. Our 6 GOLDEN rules which have been researched by specialists and tested by many are being brought to you, exclusively, by infoSpotNY…
1) Hygiene:
a) Men must take showers, stock up on deodorants and apply them regardless of how you think you smell (preferably Mitchem Gel).
Fact: you will never know when you smell bad, UNLESS you reek!
b) Warning regarding colon- DO NOT drench yourself in it. Colon smells differently on each person, so choose a smell that best compliments your body.
i) Top 3 colons under $80: Polo Black by Ralph Lauren, Acqua Di Gio by Giorgio Armani, Le Male by Jean Paul Gautier.
c) Kill bad breath by frequently using mints, mouthwash and gum. Having fresh breath is a MUST…no excuses.
2) Lips:
a) We put it in its own category because its that important
b) Keep your lips moisturized and not feeling chapped
3) Teeth:
a) The most important category we will discuss!
b) The first thing people see, in particular women, is your teeth/smile.
c) Your teeth/smile can overshadow your self-consciousness about your looks because teeth/smile gives people a perception of a more confident and better looking you.
d) There are two major ways of transforming your smile quickly from zero to hero!
i) One hour chair side whitening systems like zoom and sapphire can change your yellowish dual colored teeth to shinny whiter teeth!
OR
ii) The more expensive and most life changing way is to get veneers (Lumineers- what all the celebrities have…… if the teeth shine and are beautiful 90 percent that they have veneers on). It looks as close to a real tooth as possible. Not only are you changing the color of the tooth, but here you are changing the shape of it. This is will not make you look younger/ better looking but it will give you so much more confidence to be yourself. Because after all no one wants a faker, they all want the real you. So why not make a statement when you walk into a room with a smile that will light up the place.
Speaking of looking homeless, make sure you have your hair and nails in shape! No girls want a man with ugly/ dirty fingernails, and a messy head of hair. Clean yourselves up! And…use moisturizer! When you go on dates with girls, the first thing you do is... hold her hand. Girls don’t want to hold your sand paper hands.. Use moisturizer, and get manicures for your nails! There’s nothing wrong with men getting their nails cleaned up!
(He got the messy hair and the I don’t care look...but definitely not the look you want)
When getting ready to go out, make sure you dress for the occasion! When going out to the movies or a diner, Jeans, a cute/ vintage Tee, and sneakers is appropriate. When going out to a bar or a nice dinner in the city, you can go for one of these few looks- jeans, with a vintage tee, dress sneakers and a blazer, jeans with a dress shirt, and dress shoes, or jeans with dress shirt, blazer and cool sneakers.
Remember guys, you want to look chic, and cool, not like your dates grandfather... But don’t overdo the look either... If you want to get that KISS at t he end of the night... follow all of our rules and the rules you learned in school when writing papers...
- KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID! (KISS)
- KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID! (KISS)
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P.S. in the cologne categeory CREED cologne is AMAZING... if you want to get noticed by the ladies this is how you get it done!!! one whiff of this stuff and any lucky lady will be yours forever!
It is a little pricey ($120-$150) but its most definetly worth it!!!
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